(ding)
Strawberry:Badadadadadada… Presenting my World-Famous Chocomint Pie!
Orange, Lemon, Lime, Blueberry: (sniff)
Strawberry: i just need to clip some leaves from my mint on the roof… (falls in) AAAAAH!!!
(girls look)
Strawberry: (Whispering) how did this happen
Lime: Yeah, that mint grew fast! If it isnt carefully tended to, it can run over anything in its path.
Lemon: I can take care of that! Easy peasy!
Lime: With what? Clippers?
Lemon: Somethin’ like that.
(zooms to an imagine Spott with Lemon shooting the Incinerate 5000)
Lemon: (cackling) AHAHAHAHAHA….
Lemon: The Incinerate 5000! Ill go get it!
Orange: Have you seen Lemon use that thing? (goes to join Lemon) Wait up Lemon! Let me help you!
Strawberry: Aah, yeah, i dont see this ending well.
Lime: There are less destructive ways to take care of an overgrown plant.
Blueberry: (rise) Clint would never forgive himself if anything were to happen to his friends.
Strawberry and Lime: (beat)
Strawberry: Clint? Whos Clint?
Blueberry: The Mint! You know i speak plant.
Strawberry and Lime: (beat)
Lime: (to the audience) I think I speak for all plants when i say,”PLANTS CANT SPEAK”
(Zooms)
Lime: According to Farmer Figg’s latest guide to gardening, the first thing we need to do is trim the vines.
(Imagine spot with Lime holding clippers)
Blueberry: WAIT! YOU CANT CUT HIS VINES NOW! Clint’s playing “Rock Paper Scizzors”!
(Rock)
Blueberry: Great move! Another W for the Clintstone! (Giggles) Yes Gerard, I know a piece of paper wouldn’t beat a rock in real life, (points) This guy…
Lime: (angry)
(Walks away)
Lime: Farmer Figg says spraying a solution of scalp soap and vinegar will tame unwanted plant growth.
Blueberry: (singing) Clint, oh child im here for you,
Tell this berry what we should do…
(Lime attempts to spray the scalp soap and vinegar)
Blueberry: (singing) WOAH! You’re trying to make Clint Sad!
Scalp soap and vinegar smells real bad!
Lime: (angry)
Blueberry: Clint says i should go on Tour! (Smiles) What a charmer.
Lime: We’ll never get this done if Blueberry shoots down every idea!
Strawberry: Then maybe ask her what she thinks.
Lime: She thinks SHE SPEAKS PLANT!
Strawberry: We dont always need to agree with our friends. Just, Listen to them!
Lime: (groans angrily)
Blueberry: (whispering) Clint, dont worry, I’m thinking about something…
Lime: BLUEBERRY! WHat do you think we should do?
Blueberry: It’s not about me. Let’s ask Clint. (Puts her ears to Clint)
Lime: JUST SO YOU KNOW, Farmer Figg says that if we dig the Mint roots out, we can,
Lime and Blueberry: MOVE IT INTO ITS OWN POT!
Lime: (Gasp) DID YOU JUST AGREE WITH FARMER FIGG?
Blueberry:No, CLINT agreed with Farmer Figg. He also said it would be most comfortable if YOU did the diggging, Lime. (Passes the spade) He trusts you. You’re really smart!
(Lime nods)
(Montage of trimming and digging the vines)
Blueberry: Oh…
(Snap)
(Blueberrry collects the mint leaves)
(Passes the leaves)
Strawberry: Thank you for the leaves, Clint!
Blueberry: Bye, Clint!
Lime: I still dont believe that plants can talk. But it was nice of you to say I was smart! THANK YOU CLINT!
(Clint shakes)
Lime: (Gasp)
Blueberry: Awww…
(Scene changes)
Strawberry: Done. Here you go.
Lime and Blueberry; Thanks, Strawberry!
Lemon: OH ALRIGHT! ITS INCINERATING TIME!
Orange: HAHAHAHAHA….
Strawberry: Actually, Blueberry and Lime worked TOGETHER to take care of the mints. But i saved you some PIE….
Lemon: LETS DO THIS! Orange, go!
(Orange tosses)
(Lemon zaps the pie)
Strawberry:Oh, I meant for you to eat that.
Lemon: (in a punky voice) I love the smell of Burnt Pie in the Mornin’!
(in her regular voice) Anybody else does?
(Points)
Strawberry and Blueberry: (Gasp)
Lime: Uh…
Lemon: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… (ZAPS)