Everything I Touch

"Everything I Touch" is a song from "The Legend of Sherry Bobbleberry" of the 2003 Strawberry Shortcake series. The song is performed by the fairy Sherry Bobbleberry for Strawberry Shortcake and Ginger Snap, singing about how she just can't seem to get anything right. The song is followed at the end of the episode by "The Legend of Sherry Bobbleberry," in which, having overcome this attitude, she becomes a Berry Fairy First Class.

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Everything I touch turns into mush
Every berry that I pick I crush
Each balloon I hold, it pops
I pick up a plate, it drops
Everything I touch turns into mush

Everything I touch turns into mush
All my best laid plans I have to flush
I am such a gawky goof
Life should be more Sherry-proof
Everything I touch turns into mush

I'm an accident waiting for a turn
I'm unsafe at any speed
If they gave out a prize
The only one I'd earn
Would be most least likely to succeed, ahhhh

Everything I touch turns into mush
I put my finger in the dike
It starts to gush
I'm so clumsy, don't you know?
I could trip and stub your toe
It's enough to make a fairy blush
How everything I touch turns into mush

But there's so much good I'm longing to do
Such wonders I want to achieve
If only I could change, be somebody new
But for this faulty fairy
It's so hard to believe

Everything I touch turns into mush
Lady luck has given me the brush
What could I be doing wrong?
Who can help me sing this song?
Tell me am I asking all that much
That everything I touch doesn't turn into mush?