Strawberry: ACHOO!
Strawberry: (to the audience) Oh no no no, I Can’t BE SICK! There’s NO TIME! I need 500 CUPCAKES for Sweetie Pie Preschool’s Annual Bake Sale baked and ready by FIVE O'CLOCK TODAY.
Strawberry: (takes eggs) ACHOO! (Slams her face on the eggs) Oh, sorry.
Lemon: Wow, you look terrible.
Lime: You should really go rest!
Strawberry: I CANT! I need to get these cupcakes done! It’s for the KIDS!
Blueberry: Oh! How about WE help with the baking?
Orange: Everyberry needs someberry sometimes, Shortcakes.
Strawberry: (sniffles)I dont know if thats the best. Ah..ah..ah… Ahh. ACHOO! (Falls out from the Extraordinary Berry) Ah, okay fine. (Pulls out a sign) Orange,youre gonna weigh all the dry ingredients here, Lemon, you stand here and combine the wet ingredients, and then youre gonna pass to Blueberry…
(Blueberry looks at the sign)
Blueberry: Wow. You really captured my aura.
Strawberry: Uhhh…
Orange: Dont worry. We got this!
Strawberry: Okay, okay! Im gonna go rest at the clubhouse. Text me if you need anything. AND DONT FORGET: AN EXTRA LARGE EGG IS BETTER THAN A REGULAR LARGE EGG.
Orange: Alright girls! Let’s make our sweet,but very easily stressed out friend proud.
Lime: Yeah!
Lemon: Lets DO THIS.
Blueberry:Ah! (Gazes at her reflection) It’s like looking in a mirror.
Orange: BLUEBERRY! (Clap) Focus!
Blueberry: Did you hear that?! It said MY NAME.
(Scene changes)
Lime: Hmm. If I use the best methods from each book, Ill make PERFECT cupcakes.Butter must be super cold, got it. (Gasps) Huh? Wait, this says room Temperature butter is best.
(Looks at both butters)
Lime: WHICH IS IT?! WHIIIIIIIIICH……. (Squashes Butter)
(Scene changes)
Strawberry: (sniffles)
(Custard puts a blanket on Strawberry)
Strawberry: Haa. (Lies down)
(Scene changes)
Blueberry: (tears paper) No Recipes. No Rules. Just me and EGG SHEERAN. (Pulls out a bowl and mixer) (stirs) Riding…
Orange: FIVE CUPS OF SUGAR? That's unhealthy! How about NO CUPS of sugar? And maybe some powdered veggies to add some nutrients.
(Pours in)
(Orange eats)
Orange: EEEEEEE…. (In a fake way) Yum, so healthy.
(Scene changes)
(Custard takes a pillow)
Strawberry: Thanks, Custard, but I am NOT tired. So…
(Custard pulls Strawberry down)
Strawberry: (Snores)
(Shows Strawberry sleeping)
(Scene changes)
Lemon: (Squeeze) So… boring….Thats it. (Throws piping bag) Never leave home without a Super Duper Piping Bag 3000!
(Activates)
(Icing is squeezed everywhere)
(Scene changes)
Strawberry: Ah! I feel so much better, Custard. You know what? It is so nice to have friends who can be there for you and keep yu calm, keep you relaxed, keep you… (opens door)FRICKING UP!!!!
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Blueberry: (Splashing his face on wall) I'm calling it, “The UNBEARABLE ICING OF BEAN '' .
Orange: Urgh! (Shakes vegetable powder)
Lime: I never made it past the butter…
Strawberry: OH NO! I have to deliver FIVE HUNDRED CUPCAKES! NOW!!!!! Pls AND NOTHING IS DONE!
Orange: Sorry, Shortcakes.We tried, but we’re just not the bakers you are.
Strawberry: BUT HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?! You each did something TOTALLY DIFFERENT! You did WHATEVER YOU WANTED WITHOUT ANY KIND OF… (gasps) Wait a minute, THATS IT! You guys are GENIUSES!
Orange: We are?
Lemon: Is she still hallucinating?
(Scene changes)
Strawberry: Looks like my own “Build Your Own Cupcake” stand is a hit! And honestly, i never would’ve come up with the idea if you all hadn’t MESSED UP TOO BADLY. Thank you for being such TERRIBLE bakers! And for being helpful when I needed.
Lemon:(points the Super Duper Piping Bag at the other girls) Anytime.
Strawberry: Lemon! NO!!!!
(Squeezes)
Strawberry, orange, Lemon, Lime, blueberry: Hahaha…
Lemon: i meant to do that.