Bread: Yoo-hoo! Oh Luxurious Lime!
(Goes up)
Custard: MEOW!
Bread: Get rid of that basic bev and try THIS! The Elderflower Lemon Icing from Peels-A-Plenty. The best drink cart in Big Apple City. Welcomeeeeeeeeee~
(Walks away)
Strawberry: Uh, what was that about?
Lime: Bread Pudding’s been acting REALLY weird all week.
(Scene changes)
(Lemon and Lime talking)
Bread: Try these hair ties. They’re less… “bland” than yours. Welcomeeeeeeeeee~
(Scene changes)
(Throws books)
Lime: “The History of Door Stops”?
Bread: Yeah! Books are your thing. Welcomeeeeeeeeee~
(Scene changes)
Bread: (removes Lime’s glasses) YOU have to up your frame game.
Lime: Bread, my glasses have a REALLY STRONG PRESCRIPTION.
Bread: oooh! (Falls down)
Custard: MEOW!
Bread: Ooh… welcome…
(Scene changes)
Strawberry: I think he’s trying to be nice.
Lime:That’s even scarier!
Strawberry: (looks) I'm getting to the bottom of this.
(Scene changes)
Strawberry: (walks up) Bread…
Bread: AAAH!
Strawberry: you’re being nice to Lime. In a weird snoopy way. Why?
Bread: What do you mean?
Strawberry: Look, I know you and the other Mean Berries dont like me…
Bread: “Mean Berries”? Seriously? Look. I’m a Big Lime Chiffan. She;s the only other berry around here with any style. Obviously. Since her dad is Fluffy Chiffon. The BIGGEST DESIGNER IN BIG APPLE CITY!!!! You knew that right?
Strawberry: Sure I knew that! Yeah!
Strawberry: (To the audience) I did not know that.
Bread: Well, he just released the FLUFFY CHIFFON ALL-SEASON MULTI-WEATHER LIMITED EDITION WAISTCOAT! I have the best connections in the city, but I still can't get one!
(Flashback)
Shopkeeper 1: NO.
Bread: Aww.
Shopkeeeper 2: NO.
Bread: Aww.
Shopkeeper 3: YES!
Bread: Ah!
Shopkeeper 3: NO.
Bread: Urgh… awww…
(Ends)
Strawberry: So, youre using a sweet, smart berry like Lime to get some… vest?
Bread: NO! I did some nice stuff for Lime, a Berry i could be friends with, so she would be nice and get me a WAISTCOAT.
Strawberry: You gave her a Lemon icing from some other cart, a book she cant read, glasses she cant wear, and you insulted her hair ties.
Bread: Have you seen her hair ties?
Strawberry: Maybe Lime would help you if you were just honest.
Bread: (laughs) RIIIIGHT. Honestly, tell someberry who barely knows me but I want a waistcoat her dad designed? Why would she help ME?
Strawberry: Because that’s how friendships work. If you really think you’d like to be friends with Lime, then try being her friend. Trust me, because I’m really good at friendship.
Bread; Huh.
(Walks away)
Bread: Uh… Hi, Lime! So, what bev would you recommend?
Lime: Sure you dont want a drink from Peels-A-Plenty?
Bread;Sorry about that. And about the book…
Lime: Thank you. Listen…
Bread: Not done. If you like the glasses, I can get your crazy prescription put in, No problem.
Lime: Oh, thats very…
Bread: Still not done. Your hair is fab, and the new hairties would show it off more, But yours? They aren’t bland.
Lime: Oh wow! I…
Bread: Oh, almost there, I did all that so you’d help me get your Dad’s new waistcoat. But I’m also… a big Lime Chiffan!
Youre just so… you.
Lime: Then why are you always so… you?
Bread: I wasn’t always a trendsetter. I used to be shy, and a tad klutzy. And sometimes its easier to make fun of other berries before they make fun of you. But Someberry said i should try being honest . So, I dont care about the Waistcoat, but i would like to get to know you better.
Lime: (points) Behind you.
Bread: (Turns around) AAAAH!!!! (Faints)
Lime’s Dad: My goodness! Are you okay?
Bread: Oh! Youre.. You’re….
Lime: Bread Pudding, this is my Dad. Dad, Bread pudding!
Lime’s Dad: Oh! Then this is yours.
(Passes coat)
Bread: Oh my gumdrops. Why?
Lime:I may have overheard your chat with Strawberry. I'd like to get to know you better too! You're kind of funny when you're not being snoopy. But right now, you have a WAISTCOAT to try on.
(Wears)
Bread: (poses cooly) Ah… ah…
Lime’s Dad: Sweetheart! It's backwards.
Bread: (realises) OH! (Turns) Ah.
Bread, Lime, lime’;s Dad: Ahahahahahaa…
Strawberry: See, Custard? I told you I was good at friendship.
(Ends)