Blueberry:Chocolate and rum raisin? (Eats) been done. Pineapple and grass! (Eats) To sour.
Blueberry: (to the audience) Coming up with unique ice cream flavors ISNT easy. You have to CLEAR YOUR MIND and let the UNIVERSE guide you to something TRULY TASTE-TASTIC!
Blueberry: Caramel, and relish! (Eats) URP…
Blueberry: (to the audience) Some days the universe isn’t very helpful.
Blueberry: (scoopin up various ice creams) Hmm, Ill try this, and this, and this, (stops) TOO MANY FLAVOURS! SO C-C-C-C-COLD! BLUEBERRY IS… F R O Z E N . . .
(Freezes)
Cheesecake:Eep. (Taps Blueberrry)
Strawberry: okay! Blueberry! Ive got a butter cake that needs a little something extra, and that something extra is… ICE CREAM!
(At the same time)
Cheesecake:Pepepepepepe!
Strawberry:I mean its a vanilla butter cake, and the only ice cream flavor i can think of to go with it is Vanila. But i mean, COME ON! Vanilla on vanilla is just SO OBVIOUS. I dont want the obvious, so I DO NOT WANT VANILLA. What flavor do I want? You’re the expert. What should I do?
Blueberry: V… vanilla…
Strawberry: Right. Thats what I DONT want. (Giggles) Blueberry, are you okay? (Taps) CHEESECAKE! Blueberry’s frozen! No, Not just frozen, she’s got BRAIN FREEZE! (Looks at Cheesecake) Why didn’t you tell me?
Cheesecake:(stares)
Strawberry: (to the audience) Blueberry is usually so creative, she comes up with flavours no berry would think of. But now that she’s got Brain Freeze, I have GOT TO UNFREEZE HER so she can get back to brainstorming BRILLIANT ICE CREAM FOR ME. I mean herself.
(Montage of Strawberry unfreezing Blueberry from Brain Freeze begins)
(Fires hairdryer on Blueberry)
(Hairdryer messes up strawberry)
(Throws)
Custard: MEOW!
(Scene switches to Strawberry and Cheesecake attempting to wrap Blueberry in a towel)
(Wraps)
(Falls)
(Scene Switches to strawberry attempting to use a hairdryer once more)
(Fires)
Cheesecake: PEEEEEEEEEP!
(falls)
(Scene switches)
Strawberry: URGH.. (Pulls up Blueberry to a sunny spot)
(Custard gestures the sun)
(Strawberry is unsatisfied)
Strawberry: URGH… (pulls Blueberry back)
(Scene Switches to strawberry attempting to use MANY hairdryers)
(Fires)
(Electrocutes)
(Everywhere in the BerryWorks loses Power)
(Everywhere in Big Apple City loses Power)
(EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD LOSES POWER)
(Scene changes to night)
Strawberry: We’ve been here ALL DAY. This campfire’s our LAST CHANCE to thaw her out. (Takes out marshmallows) At least we can snack while we wait.
Cheesecake: (takes out cheese)
Strawberry: Marshmallows and cheese? YEESH! That is an INTERESTING combo.
(Smell is ignited)
Strawberry: I mean Blueberry would love if it she ever snaps out of this whole Frozen thing. If the campfire doesn’t work, what will do?
Cheesecake: aha! STRAWBERRY STRAWBERRY!
Strawberry: Or maybe some hot peppers! Yeah, that could… (gets hit by cheese flags) OWWW!
(Sniffs)
Strawberry: Oh! oh! HOLD THE SCONE! It’s not about warming up her body, it’s about WARMING UP HER CREATIVITY! With something WEIRD, WACKY. (Gasp) This sweet cheesy smoky combo should do the trick! Cheesecake, why didn’t you think of this?
Cheesecake: Hmmph.
Strawberry: (places Cheese covered marshmallow to Blueberry’s nose)
Blueberry: CHEESY CHOCOLATE PIE, I’m back! Marshmallows, cheese, and smoke! The perfect pairing of sweet and savory! I’ll call it, “CAMEMBERT CAMPFIRE CRUNCH”.
Strawberry: YEAH! WOOH! (Singing) MY BUTTER CAKE IS SAVED…
Cheesecake: Hmmph! (Leaps away)
Strawberry: Hmm, “Camembert Campfire Crunch”. Okay.. (eats) BLUK! BLUEH! AWWH! YUCK! OOH! MY TASTE BUDS! (nearly vomits)
Strawberry: (to the audience) So, yeah, I went with vanilla on vanilla.
(Ends)