Strawberry: Oh yeah, OhOh, Strawberry Shortcake and her trusty sous-chef Custard! (Looks) Custard? (Looks) Custard?! CUSTARD!!!!
Orange: Shortcakes? What is it?
Lemon: What happened?
Blueberry: CARAMEL POPCORN! (Looks at the other three) I yell when I’m hungry too.
Strawberry: i was busy when Custard wondered off and NOW I CANT FIND HER!
Which makes me a Terrible Person! AND AN EVEN WORSE CAT MOM!!!!!! (Falls)
Orange: Pupcake always disappears.I think he does laps around the building.
Lime: I’m pretty sure Parfait eavesdrops.
Lemon: Frappe takes off all the time! Y’know, when i get too chatty.
(Scene changes)
Lemon: Sup?
Frappe: Ribbit! (Jumps away)
Blueberry: Cheesecake runs an underground Poker Game for other animals! (To Lime) She counts the cards.
Lime:(to the audience) Blueberry Muffin is very creative! With her facts. She… makes them up.
Strawberry: NONE of you know where your pets are?
(Silence)
Orange, Lemon, Lime, Blueberry: CHEESECAKE! PUPCAKE! HEY FRAPPE! PARFAIT!!!
Orange: Don’t worry Shortcakes. We’ll work together to find all the pets!
Strawberry:Thanks.
Lime: I studied EVERY INCH of the BerryWorks. Ill lead the Pet Rescue!
(Lights)
Strawberry: Do you think the pets wandered in here?
Orange: Where IS here?
Lime: These are the original Storage Trails. It’s fascinating, actually! Constructed when this was all apple trees, the Big Apple BerryWorks led to the small town of AppleGrove, becoming BIG APPLE CITY!
Blueberry: And, the apple trees were planted by a magical berry guardian who sprinkled enchanted seeds from HIGH ABOVE THE CLOUDS. (To Lime) True story!
Lime:(to the audience) NOT true.
(Walks)
Strawberry: Custard?
Custard: Meow!
Strawberry: CUSTARD!!!
(Run)
Lime: Urgh!
Strawberry:Urgh!
Orange:Oof!
Blueberry: Aah!
Lemon: Yeow!
(All fall down)
(Lime shines the light)
Strawberry, Orange, Lime, Blueberry: AH! (Shines) AH! AH!AH! AH! AH! AAAAH!
Lemon: (looks unconvinced, but at the last part is annoyed by the bright light)
(Drops)
Lime: Phew! It’s just a painting of Jay Quincy and his wife Henrietta Cupcake. History says her recipes inspired Jay Quincy to start his own cake factory.
Blueberry: of course it was the flock of Tutti Frutti Toucans who flew down from the Forbidden Fruit Lands that inspired Henrietta!
Lime:(to the audience) Again, NOT true.
Lime: Tutti Frutti Toucans are not an actual breed of Bird!
Blueberry: That’s true. Except in the Forbidden Fruit Lands!
Lime: The Forbidden Fruit Lands are NOT A THING!
Strawberry:Okay okay, i think we should just focus back on what’s important here!
Lemon: Yeah! Like, why is that wisp upside down?
Lime: Jay Quincy said Great Recipes start with whisking.
Blueberry: Legends say his wisp was magical and led to his success! That’s why he hid it in a secret room and..
Lime: NO! I researched BerryWorks FOR YEARS!!!!! NO Berry guardian, NO toucans, NO magic wisp and DEFINITELY NO Secret Room!
Blueberry: Legend Says…!
Lime: HISTORY SAYS…!
Strawberry: Alright, alright, enough with the History and the Legends! We’re here to find the PETS! Not to talk about why the BerryWorks was built, where the Secret Room is, or WHY THIS WISP IS UPSIDE DOWN?
(Spins accidentally)
(Opens)
Strawberry, Orange, Lemon, Lime, Blueberry: (looks)
Lime:(opens) Jay Quincy’s SECRET OFFICE?
Blueberry: I knew it was true.
(Looks)
Strawberry: CUSTARD! (Grabs)
Custard: MEW!
Strawberry: What a cool room! And we never would have found it if it weren't for my cocky cat.
Pupcake: (snarls)
Custard: Mew…
Lime: Um.. what were you saying about these toucans?
Blueberry: We’ll, Legend Says that Tutti Frutti Toucans can grow as big as airplanes! And they only eat grapes.They dont like anything else. It’s really cool, isn’t it?